Naomi Lapaglia: You got a minute? Cunt, cock, asshole." Controlling the sale by keeping it on the straight line (every time the customer tries to take the . I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: I can sell anything. WHY? I mean that was the last time we ever have sex. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Don't you wanna be my friend? [Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it]. Jordan Belfort: That spoke volumes, didnt it?, The three of us exchanged glances but said nothing. Is it, is it mayhem? 40 Alfred Adler Quotes That Will Make You Reflect. That's who you're gonna be sitting next to! Daddy shouldn't waste his time. It was like pissing in the fate gods eye. Okay, great. After 15 years in storage, the lemmons had developed a delayed fuse. Captain Ted Beecham: Whats inspirational about Belforts story is actually how he was able to recover from his fall from grace. Oh, you don't love me? They're not gonna dial themselves. [voice over] Nothing. Failure is your friend., Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions., I want you to back yourself into a corner. Jordan Belfort: Who's a faggot? Search, discover and share your favorite The Wolf Of Wall Street GIFs. Jordan Belfort: I can't untie you! Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. That's right! Donnie! Jesus Christ. Gentlemen, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. Drama, Cocaine and hookers, my friend. Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! Jordan Belfort, See those little black boxes? Mayday! The Cerebral Palsy phase. That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. Come for me. Jordan Belfort: You're a lying piece of shit! Naomi Lapaglia: She's already got C-cups, but now she wants FUCKIN' DOUBLE D'S! I want to stay married, Dad, but it's crazy out there. And from now on it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Jordan Belfort: Does your girlfriend think youre fucking worthless loser? Where's my kiss? Yeah, yeah I jerk off. Well, we don't work for you, man! Who the fuck has the goddamn gall to call this house on a Tuesday night? Naomi Lapaglia: You don't love me anymore, huh? So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls Stevie Emerson 1.22M subscribers 1.6M views 2 years ago WATCH BLOOPERS FOR EVERY VIDEO. But I needn't have been. There were more over here. Your email address will not be published. Theyre not gonna dial themselves. Jordan Belfort: Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? You look like a kid, and Wall Streets no place for kids. Donnie Azoff: Donnie Azoff: I didn't even want to bring it up. Are you behind on your credit card bills? Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? Dwayne: No, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. [when asked who is Captain Ahab] Patrick Denham: Donnie Azoff: No one's gonna fucking die! That's that's okay, that doesn't matter. Terms and Policies Mark Hanna : It's his first day on Wall Street. Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. Donnie. That was so fucking great. Who? Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, youre gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that persons gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. You okay? I mean, you're a duchess right, the Duchess of Bay Ridge. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Really, really great. Naomi Lapaglia: And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? And I choose rich every fuckin' time. I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. You're doing fucking drugs right now? Jordan Belfort: The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit about this whole idea is having to give information about my friends. Don't you fucking dare! Look, it's a figure of fucking speech, just give me the fucking Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Right, exactly. I got this non-alcoholic shit Jordan Belfort: You're not fucking taking my children you vicious fucking cunt, you! Explains you. What the fuck are you talking about? This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! Jordan Belfort: By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton . Daddy shouldn't waste his time. Jordan Belfort: My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone till their client either buys. It's three feet of water down there. The movie is being directed by Martin Scorsese, stars Leonardo DiCaprio, and is based on the autobiography of Wall Street castaway, Jordan Belfort. But we were making more money than we knew what do with. Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, this is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on. Jordan Belfort: Dad, we had clients, Pfizer clients. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Leave your emotions at the door. Jordan Belfort, The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it. Jordan Belfort, 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didnt. Jordan Belfort, Hard work beats talent. Jordan Belfort: Is she like a first cousin, or is she Donnie Azoff: Thank God. Below Ive put together the best Wolf of Wall Street quotes on money and success. Jun 17, 2013, 7:25 AM. Mark Hanna: What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? They cure cancer? She even hired a gay butler. You were on the floor rollin' around and shit. What the fuck is going on out here? Brad: [Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest] It's actually an utterly entertaining and hilarious joy ride. Is she like, a first cousin? We don't give two shits about how technology works, 'cause all we care about is getting fucking RICH! Why didn't you tell me, sweetheart? I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. She's the best. Jordan Belfort: You had a minute? It was like mainlining adrenaline. Just hold on tight. The Wolf of Wall Street Buff Revised Pages 3/5/13 62. . There's no nobility in poverty. Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice. Once he was an ice cream vendor and now Jordan is the head of a stockbroker office: he's greedy, he loves power and all forms of excess. Jordan Belfort: While the movie opened to positive reviews, it was criticized by some viewers who felt that it glamorized Belfort's white-collar criminal lifestyle. Theyre gonna need to send in the national guard or fucking swat team, cause I aint going nowhere! Jordan Belfort, I am not gonna die sober! Jordan Belfort: They even had an accounting term for it: It was called T and E, which stood for Travel and Entertainment. You're dealing with numbers. [to Jordan after the incident] What are you, a fucking owl? Jordan Belfort: They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, cos I ain't going nowhere! Jordan Belfort: It's just stupid. So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Pick up the phone and start dialing! Jordan Belfort: You're never gonna see the kids again! Supply and demand, my friend. Shut the fuck up! [Donnie haphazardly gets out from car] Donnie Azoff: Naomi Lapaglia: Three days later, I filed for a divorce and moved Naomi into the apartment. Jordan Belfort lived an outrageous life which ultimately caught up with him. Good! Donnie Azoff: Plot - Jordan Belfort earns by day thousands of dollars per minute, money that he squanders by night at the same velocity in drugs, sex and travels around the world. Put the fucking car in the park, you dumb fucking idiot! Fugayzi, fugazi. Donnie Azoff: Okay? See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. But who the fuck wanted to live there? Jordan Belfort, Let me tell you something. THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Drama 2013 2 hr 59 min English audio R CC Watch with free trial Buy or rent Sex. Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Alden Kupferberg, Yeah, like Buddhists. Naomi Lapaglia: What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over? Jordan Belfort: [Approaches the guy] Like, Run free! You know? Donnie Azoff, There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Money talks and bullshit takes the bus. Jordan Belfort: There is no nobility in poverty. Its a whazy. Well, technically, $72,000 last month. [Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back]. The porterhouse from Argentina. Not to mention countless dollars. Jean Jacques Saurel: Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne. Donnie Azoff: Doesn't even matter to you! But you You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. Act as if you have unmatched experience and then people will follow your advice. Listen to me, if you piss up the SEC's leg, you end up with your tits in a wringer. Good! It's not like that. I'm fucked up, Brad. Oh, no. Jordan Belfort: We can't! Jean? They were priced between three and five hundred dollars and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did. Bald as as China doll. Jordan Belfort: Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: Donnie Azoff: He's just warning everybody. They usually cost a hundred dollars or less, and if you didnt wear a condom, youd get a penicillin shot the next day and then pray that your dick didnt fall off. Chester Ming: Stratton Oakmont. You be ferocious! Donnie Azoff: Technically, you do work for me. Donnie Azoff, Ill tell you what: Im never eating at Benihana again. Is your landlord ready to evict you? They were usually struggling young models or exceptionally beautiful college girls in desperate need of tuition or designer clothing, and for a few thousand dollars they would do almost anything imaginable, either to you or to each other. Jordan Belfort: Patrick Denham: Jordan Belfort: Ti mun bt tay vi vn ca bn bng cch tr nn giu c. Ugh! What kind of hooker takes credit cards? I mean, when she married me she knew what she was getting into, didnt she? Can fucking sell anything. I fucked up so bad. Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! They're wrapped in sheets. While he runs his activity with rather questionable methods, he lives a stormy relationship . Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: The real question is this: was all this legal? Jordan Belfort: Brad: 3 2 1, let's fuck! vials of coke. I'm going to hell, Jordan! [checks on Donnie] Do you jerk off? Bang, bang, bang. with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. Pound for pound theyre stronger than grizzly bears, and, if you want to know the truth, they happen to scare the living shit out of me. Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. Pick up the phone and start dialing! The jet skis just went overboard! It doesn't even Donnie Azoff: Yes, I think it's true. And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run. Don't do that. [offers pen to Chester] . Jordan Belfort, Theyre gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. Jordan Belfort: Do it differently each time. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now youre an aspiring landscape architect, Isnt that right? Jordan Belfort, You got my money taped to your tits, honey. Naomi Lapaglia: Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter What's he doing? [stands up tall, smiling] Jordan Belfort: Im gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. Huh? Jordan and Donnie cut up lines as a HOSTESS serves Bloody . Naomi Lapaglia: It'll also help your fingers dial faster. Get off me! Oh, you're investing in Italy? I found this woman's company to be incredibly soothing., Victor was Chinese by birth and Jewish by injection, having been raised amid the most savage young Jews anywhere on Long Island: the towns of Jericho and Syosset., I had considered changing my phone number, but I was so far behind on my phone bill that NYNEX was after me too., People dont buy stock; it gets sold to them. Jordan Belfort: You dress like shit, so fuck you! Cause I cant keep track of your professions honey! Jordan Belfort: If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Are people looting and raping? If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. I will not die sober! They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. Jordan Belfort: This Martin Scorsese hit film stars Leonardo Dicaprio, Jonah Hill and Margot Robbie in lead roles. My name is Jordan Belfort. I got my wife checking the messages every forty-five minutes calling the office saying. Me, I jack it 12-15 times a week. Naomi Lapaglia: Honey, you okay? But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. Jordan Belfort: Jean Jacques Saurel: Jordan Belfort: Cinemark GODDAMN IT! Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. Patrick Denham: I'm sure. Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran. Righto, Jean, that'll be great Cheerio! Jordan Belfort: Are you out of your fucking mind? Error rating book. Stop that sweetie, please? Yeah, I jerk off. Jordan Belfort: An I.P.O. Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. The property is located 25 miles from the Belmont Racetrack, a horse racing facility. Jordan Belfort: Your hair looks good. I'm also Dutch, German, English. Fucking whore. $26,000 for one fucking dinner! They all want something for nothing. Oh, Jesus Christ. In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. Thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investor's Center. Something about laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, you know the founder of Benihanna. Don't watch with family, seriously. Hey, everybody, listen up! We call the Verrazano's Bridge the Guinea Gangplank. You're lookin' at me like I'm crazy. We're talking about whales here, Moby fucking Dicks. [bursting into laughter] I don't even listen to it. Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. Without you, theyre just worthless hunks of plastic. Good! What a Greek tragedy honey! Get those fucking ludes! People tend to give up. I am not gonna die sober! Jordan Belfort: Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Are you behind on you credit card bills? Once we sucker them in, we unload the dog shit. People tend to give up. We are here to make money! Go ahead and fuck me. Jordan Belfort: Donnie and I were going out on our own. Integrity. Then look no further. I Ain't Going Anywhere! Saturday Night Fever territory. [Naomi slaps Jordan and he slaps her back]. You just made love to me. They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level. Beni fucking hanna!. Mark Hanna: Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. Jordan Belfort: Okay, mommy likes to play games with daddy. I don't even know. Good. it should simply be a lesson learned about the world of the stock broker because it's not possible to empathise with his character as everything he does it so vile. I was hooked in seconds. Is that right? Absolutely not but we were making more money then we knew what to do with. Jordan Belfort, There is no such thing as bad publicity. When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up. Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023, Pokmon Detective Pikachu Sequel Finds Its Writer and Director, and More Movie News. So I was sellin' them shit, but the way I looked at it, the money was better off in my pocket. It's called cocaine. Jordan Belfort: The story is the memoir of Jordan Belfort, a Long Island kid played by Leonardo DiCaprio who rose to become a millionaire penny stock scammer and boiler-room boss. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Some of these girls, you should see them. Jordan Belfort: This right here is the land of opportunity. Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: Let me get that right. They're business expenses. And to anyone who thinks theres anything glamorous about being known as a Wolf of Wall Street. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! Where were they doing it, sweetheart? All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. He's got a gun, you fucking idiot! And particularly troublesome. Share the best GIFs now >>> And you're still acting like an infant! I wanna be with the fuckin' Oompa Loompas! I don't care whose birthday it is. I mean, what if something like that happened? Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: I dont care whose birthday it is. Donnie Azoff, Its business. Right? Well, like you said there's no friends on Wall Street. Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: I put the money on that fucking table, not you! 101 Marianne Williamson Quotes That Will Enlighten You, 50 The Alchemist Quotes To Make You Follow Your Dreams, 195 Best Cobra Kai Quotes (Seasons 1 5), 70 Attack On Titan Quotes That Will Inspire Greatness, Your email address will not be published. Donnie Azoff: Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness. He was making so much money selling Quaaludes that he become the Quaalude King of Bayside. Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! Some little hooker you were fucking last night? Refresh and try again. No, no, this can be explained. No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people! It was a hefty sum, $5 million, and in truth it had little to do with setting them up. Exactly. the wolf of wall street 123 GIFs. You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. Most of the quotes by Jordan Belfort are very inspiring and Ive even included some funny quotes from the movie. Required fields are marked *. No it's not like that. Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by . They're called telephones. It's like a non-alcoholic beer. All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? No, everything's fine. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I'm a mutt. And you wanna know what I was just thinking too? It's beautiful! You have to excuse my friend. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: He's a Boy Scout! What are your favorite Wolf of Wall Street quotes? I got you. Quotes By Jordan Belfort. Its because you have not learnt enough. Jordan Belfort: The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. And the problem with that is that your brain is like a computer: If you ask a question, it's programmed to respond, whether there's an answer or not. By creating an account, you agree to the I did a lot of bad shit. Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government. The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Quotes Showing all 117 items Jordan Belfort : Let me tell you something. Whoa! Luckily we're in first class. Mark Hanna: It's not like Look. It was the sort of silence shared by two people who're comfortable enough not to force a conversation ahead of its logical progression. Oh, my God. I don't love you anymore, Jordan! You can't even buy them anymore. Mark Hanna: Don't you fucking Duchess me! it's possibly the best acting he's done in anything but it's also to do with the presentation. Mark Hanna : So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you . Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. Naomi Lapaglia: On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. This is Brad, and Brad is the guy I really wanted. What are these sides? Donnie Azoff: [gets a wire] Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. But thats not because youre a failure. Captain Ted Beecham: They dont give a shit about money. Oh come on, baby. Give yourself no choice but to succeed. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Companies these people know. Brace yourself for an outrageous true story from legendary. If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of out of respect, you know? This is America. It's never landed. Brad: I have a low blood sugar thyroid thing Jordan Belfort: I'm in this for the long run, you know? Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed. Jordan Belfort, If you want to be rich, never give up. Jordan Belfort: Benihanna, Beni fucking hanna. Jordan Belfort: [pauses] I haven't made love to you in so long. You have to unlearn all the thoughts that were making you poor and replace them with new thoughts rich thoughts. Jordan Belfort, The easiest way to make money is create something of such value that everybody wants and go out and give and create value, the money comes automatically. Jordan Belfort, Money is the oxygen of capitalism and I wanna breathe more than any man alive. Jordan Belfort, Act as if! And with this script, which is your new harpoon, I'm gonna teach each and every one of you to be Captain fucking Ahab. I got five more just like you, bro. Jordan Belfort: And who're you gonna be sitting next to? Donnie Azoff: Naomi Lapaglia: Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: Pick up the phone and start dialing! Thats who youre gonna be sitting next to! Jordan Belfort, You be ferocious, you be relentless, you be telephone fucking terrorists Jordan Belfort, Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! Agent Patrick Denham, Im not fucking leaving! Jordan Belfort: This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course, and in 1982 the U.S. government "Schedule 1'd" them, along with the rest of the world. Dont worry, it wont take long. Yeah, it's getting old and decrepit. Regal And you know something else, Daddy? Patrick Denham: I want you to fuck me real hard. Donnie Azoff: All right? What do you mean you want a divorce? But, you drink enough and you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up? That's right. I felt horrible. You're a fucking pill dealer. In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account. is an initial public offering. My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. Jordan Belfort: I love you so much. So boring. Huh? Pick up the phone and start dialing! A former model and Miller Lite girl. Do it differently each time. Many weren't happy with the ending, though it was a very accurate representation of this day and time, and falls in line with typical Scorsese films. Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? Linette Lopez. Yeah, like Buddhists. Jordan Belfort: I love you, baby. I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay? She had been my mistress, for Chrissake! Jordan Belfort: In the bedroom? I'm pretty fucking sure. Jordan Belfort: It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. Fuck you! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Oh my God! All Id done was taken the small liberty of moving things to their logical conclusion, changing T and E to T and A: Tits and Ass!, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right?, But what I sincerely hope is that my life serves as a cautionary tale to the rich and poor alike; to anyone whos living with a spoon up their nose and a bunch of pills dissolving in their stomach sac; or to any person whos considering taking a God-given gift and misusing it; to anyone who decides to go to the dark side of the force and live a life of unbridled hedonism. Good morning, daddy. Donnie Azoff: There were certain things that you just didnt joke about; it was simply bad luck. Hey, pal. Jordan Belfort: Alden Kupferberg: I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Jordan Belfort: When you do something, you might fail. Naomi and I got along. Jordan Belfort: That was you! Your hair looks good. Teresa Petrillo, It was obscene, in the real world. Jordan Belfort: I got you, baby. Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran Stratton-Oakmont, a Long Island-based pump and dump that . We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. More importantly, you will learn. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. Very British, you know. Fuzzy Bear over there? I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest. Across the Verrazano's Bridge. Naomi Lapaglia: Brad, show them how it's done. You're a father now, Jordan. It turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss. So there's a silver lining to that too, honey. Max Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. You could pay off your mortgage.
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